Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 23, 1999
Spider-Man's Creator Spins The Web
Stan Lee in cyberspace
by Holly Day

November 18, 1999
A Man, A Plan, An Accordion
Weird Al's not so weird after all
by Larry Getlen

January 6, 2000
Bozo Gone Bad
Sex-crazed, psychotic clowns
by Stephen Lemons

September 13, 1999
The Human Bombs Of Sri Lanka
Ruthless guerillas commit suicide for independence
by Hank Hyena

September 16, 1999
Semen Warriors Of New Guinea
For them, 'gays in the military' is a necessity
by Hank Hyena

Featured Authors
Shermakaye Bass (3 stories)
Richard Kadrey (2 stories)
Andrew Baio (2 stories)
Robert Anton Wilson (7 stories)
Hank Hyena (33 stories)
Peter Braunstein (17 stories)
Lydia Lunch (26 stories)
RU Sirius (7 stories)
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New from the GI Staff:
10 Zen Monkeys
The RU Sirius Show
Destinyland
Scope
Sex For Memes' Sake
The demise of genes in human evolution
by Jeff Diehl, published November 4, 1999
A man sneaks away from his wife and kids and their suburban homestead, and descends into a dungeon late at night, allows a dominatrix to strap him to a rack, and has his testicles electrified. How does the rational science of biological evolution make sense of the man who gets off on this.
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Dirt
Don't Take The Last Exit
Novelist Hubert Selby Jr. refuses to die
by Lydia Lunch
January 21, 2000
Scope
Run Wild, Run Free
Advice for alternative presidential candidates
by RU Sirius
November 9, 1999
Whoa!
Bob Barker Misdiagnosed With Celebrity Exhaustion Syndrome
by Greg Lee
September 21, 1999
Crave
Gender Bending
How to seduce gays and lesbians
by Hank Hyena
November 19, 1999
Dirt
Bizbuzz
Charlie Sheen, Leelee Sobieski, Monica and more...
by Melissa T.
August 6, 1999
Scope
When Cops Attack!
More police on the street -- more kids in jail
by Patrick Hughes
August 16, 1999
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