Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 24, 1999
Conquering the world through rock musicals

October 25, 1999
Relive the Cold War through 'atomic tourism'

December 27, 1999
Hotel infiltration for fun, profit, and victory

December 2, 1999
David Sedaris calls it like he sees it

December 22, 1999
And you thought Tiny Tim's nuptials were weird

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Our mystery date with Mahir
Who is Mahir Cagri. If you don't know by now, you've got exactly zero Net cred. He likes music, sport, travel, tenis [sic]. He likes... sex. He's the new Tom Cruise of the Internet, the raging Turkish stud clad in a Speedo, the undisputed master of table tennis, accordion-jamming Heathcliff, and the Net's virulent meme du jour.
Frightful fathers beget gorgeous daughters
December 1, 1999
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Is the drug war a front for the NWO?
October 25, 1999
I'll take the Great Danes, thank you
October 13, 1999
Quick, get me a good-looking Hispanic transsexual!
October 20, 1999
Mary Tyler Moore for the '90s?
August 10, 1999