Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
July 30, 1999
Crotchy The Masturbating Clown
Testing the limits of self-expression
by Mat Honan

August 18, 1999
Springfield On Drugs
Getting high with The Simpsons
by Don Vaughan

July 29, 1999
Where's The Beefheart?
New album erases the singer to rewrite history
by David Thomas

January 5, 2000
Modern Slavery
What is freedom worth to you?
by Etelka Lehoczky

August 26, 1999
American Siddhartha
Tripping through the stars with the horniest guru
by Robert Phoenix

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Eve Rings (13 stories)
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Scope
The Human Bombs Of Sri Lanka
Ruthless guerillas commit suicide for independence
by Hank Hyena, published September 13, 1999
LOSE YOUR HEAD!" could be the recruitment slogan for the Black Tigers -- careers with this suicide squad of the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (a.k.a. Tamil Tigers) often climax with skull separation. The recent assassination of a moderate Tamil politician (Neelan Tiruchelvam, who "collaborated" with the despised Sinhalese) was triggered by a gutsy man who had 3.3 lbs.
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Dirt
Superstar Stiffs
Pay actors more, get less acting
by Peter Braunstein
October 27, 1999
Scope
In-A-Bhagavad-Gita, Baby
Krishna rock for GeneratioNext
by Brett Allan King
September 28, 1999
Whoa!
The Medium Is The Messiest
A brief history of excremental art
by Lex Lonehood
November 4, 1999
Crave
Doing It For Daddy
Lolita revisited
by Eve Rings
December 6, 1999
Dirt
The Gary Coleman Bill
Protecting child actors from themselves
by Jenn Shreve
October 6, 1999
Scope
Those Crazy Rockdale Kids
Did Frontline exploit the teens of Conyers, Georgia?
by Jeff Diehl
October 26, 1999
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