Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 20, 1999
Crazy captions bring lawyers

September 20, 1999
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!

September 15, 1999
Five hours with Russ Meyer

November 9, 1999
Death at Disneyland

December 2, 1999
David Sedaris calls it like he sees it

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How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
That's right, you too can hypnotize hot babes and lure them to your lair where they will service your every sexual desire. Just follow the instructions of self-titled "Chairman of the Broads," Ross Jeffries, founder of the method known as Speed Seduction, and you'll have women obeying your every command.
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Nothing changes on New Year's Day
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October 13, 1999
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November 30, 1999
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