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August 5, 1999
Crackpots, conspiracies, and how
they amuse us

August 26, 1999
Tripping through the stars with the horniest guru

October 22, 1999
Modern piracy on the high seas

September 20, 1999
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!

September 17, 1999
UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold

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Sex-crazed, psychotic clowns
Clown fight, clown fight!" chants the crowd, egging on two figures rolling about the floor of the L.A. club Spaceland. It's intermission time during an evening performance of the world famous, New York-based Bindlestiff Family Circus, and Michael Perrick, aka Fucko the Clown, has some wimpy, half-assed clown in a headlock.
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A return to foot binding
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How to make yourself clean and fresh to face your shitty day
September 10, 1999