Thomas S. Roche
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September 13, 1999
The latest in flying diversions
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October 13, 1999
Take care of that tush
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August 13, 1999
Purchases for Friday the 13th
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August 4, 1999
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October 11, 1999
Starve your mites for an easy sleep
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October 15, 1999
The freshest in beeping fashion accessories
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August 2, 1999
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August 6, 1999
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November 17, 1999
Surreal chess and checker sets
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December 13, 1999
All I want for Christmas is elephant dung
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August 1, 1999
Weird-ass publishing innovations for a tripped-out future
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July 30, 1999
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August 9, 1999
High-tech gadgets for today's wannabe spy
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December 6, 1999
Easy answers that make sense
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August 30, 1999
Firearm innovations for today's cop, kook, and survivalist
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November 29, 1999
Gross presents to nauseate and delight
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September 8, 1999
Modern appliances for the golfing fanatic
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August 31, 1999
Tom Waits, Jad Fair & Kramer, PantyChrist, Inger Lorre
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December 1, 1999
Taste is cheap; disgust costs extra
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January 4, 2000
...the federal government kills people
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October 14, 1999
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November 5, 1999
Stock up on Chi in time for the millennium!
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October 22, 1999
The iToilet encourages you to 'shit different'
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August 12, 1999
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August 23, 1999
Ultramodern recording options
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July 28, 1999
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November 19, 1999
Strange adventures for strange kids, arrrgh!
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September 24, 1999
A virtual pet that's as crazy as you are!
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October 20, 1999
Untouchables and incurables, but perfectly wearable
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July 26, 1999
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September 22, 1999
For filthy mouths and clenched jaws
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August 25, 1999
Modern devices for phone security
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October 1, 1999
In search of the perfect headrest
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August 9, 1999
Because acting your age gets old
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October 18, 1999
Gender-normed computing for the young
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December 30, 1999
Solutions for that sticky urban problem
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November 3, 1999
Latter-day jigsaws for virtual assembly
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October 4, 1999
How to keep yourself entertained while traveling
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September 15, 1999
The science of dog noises
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September 10, 1999
How to make yourself clean and fresh to face your shitty day
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November 10, 1999
Keeping the world happy, shiny, and insipid
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October 25, 1999
Accessories for the decaying
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October 8, 1999
Modern cures for the nighttime malady
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August 11, 1999
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September 3, 1999
The latest in non-lethal ass-kicking
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October 27, 1999
Music and sound effects to thrill and chill
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September 20, 1999
High-impact automobile security
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August 16, 1999
Unusual exercise contraptions
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July 30, 1999
Upping the ante on sex in the Oval Office
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November 22, 1999
Two out of three gifts that promote tooth decay
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October 29, 1999
Candy for masochists
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August 18, 1999
Self-defense devices
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September 29, 1999
Basic training, deep-sea diving, and a bag of Cheetos
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September 14, 1999
Modern independence movements in the U.S.
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November 15, 1999
Dental excitement and convenience for the 21st century
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December 30, 1999
The ultimate in list-making
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November 24, 1999
Accessories for that dead bird
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August 27, 1999
Gear for today's detective
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August 20, 1999
Gadgets to make you even more beautiful
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November 1, 1999
Vibrating thingies that soothe and delight
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October 6, 1999
Helping you grunt and sweat profusely in hotel rooms
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November 8, 1999
Retro fun for the juvenile delinquents of America
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