July 26, 1999
Porn stars who wrestle
July 26, 1999
Straight couples and male anal pleasure
July 26, 1999
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
July 26, 1999
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
July 26, 1999
July 26, 1999
Punk rock in the ring
July 26, 1999
Insects have infested popular culture
July 27, 1999
She'll kick your ass
July 27, 1999
Drop Dead Gorgeous director finds an easy target in beauty pageants
July 27, 1999
Humility hunting in the world of Ben
July 27, 1999
Soccer for sisters comes of age
July 27, 1999
Long live journalism
July 27, 1999
July 27, 1999
When doctors try to fix what ain’t broke
July 28, 1999
Erotic fiction
July 28, 1999
Perfect in every way ... and perfectly bland
July 28, 1999
Tales of bestiality and a teen idol in an armoire
July 28, 1999
July 28, 1999
How the Drug War makes people puke
July 28, 1999
July 29, 1999
The decline of the quality quickie
July 29, 1999
Music videos and metaphysics shaped her destiny
July 29, 1999
Post-Limbaugh pundits struggle for identity
July 29, 1999
New album erases the singer to rewrite history
July 29, 1999
July 29, 1999
Making art out of body parts
July 30, 1999
Comic strip
July 30, 1999
Swollen breasts are just the beginning
July 30, 1999
Gary Coleman, Rob Zombie, Britney Spears and more...
July 30, 1999
July 30, 1999
Upping the ante on sex in the Oval Office
July 30, 1999
July 30, 1999
Testing the limits of self-expression
July 30, 1999
July 30, 1999
July 30, 1999
August 1, 1999
Weird-ass publishing innovations for a tripped-out future
August 2, 1999
The sexual worship of stumps
August 2, 1999
A surgical solution for the loosest of ladies
August 2, 1999
Banging your buddy's bride
August 2, 1999
Huffington and Krassner
August 2, 1999
August 2, 1999
NY State Troopers post Woodstock riot photos
August 2, 1999
The Church of Euthanasia's modest proposal
August 2, 1999
August 3, 1999
Sexual deviance with everyday ingredients
August 3, 1999
Jennifer Tilly -- from alluring to eerie
August 3, 1999
The legacy of Roger Miller
August 3, 1999
The most promiscuous meme on the Net
August 3, 1999
War means action for women, too
August 3, 1999
A history of deadly hazing
August 3, 1999
August 4, 1999
An excerpt from the Masquerade Books novel
August 4, 1999
How Lewinsky fought evil, then got fat
August 4, 1999
August 4, 1999
August 4, 1999
August 5, 1999
Size does matter
August 5, 1999
Tracking the mysterious Brown Buffalo
August 5, 1999
Barbie does Frank
August 5, 1999
You can finally toss that eye patch
August 5, 1999
What those TV dads would earn in the real world
August 5, 1999
Crackpots, conspiracies, and how
they amuse us
August 6, 1999
Circumventing circumcision
August 6, 1999
August 6, 1999
Charlie Sheen, Leelee Sobieski, Monica and more...
August 6, 1999
August 6, 1999
Music first, nookie second
August 6, 1999
Rival classic car rallies lead to a religious rumble
August 6, 1999
What we found in Tina's trash
August 6, 1999
August 9, 1999
Because acting your age gets old
August 9, 1999
High-tech gadgets for today's wannabe spy
August 9, 1999
Movie stars, drug dealing, and the LAPD
August 9, 1999
August 10, 1999
Doctor claims the vagina is a portal to enlightenment
August 10, 1999
Online virgin, offline slut
August 10, 1999
Carnie Wilson surgery gets Webcast
August 10, 1999
Mary Tyler Moore for the '90s?
August 10, 1999
The ongoing irony of a 'peace' festival generating mayhem
August 10, 1999
A mad scientist's dream come true
August 10, 1999
Ease her pain, she'll polish your knob
August 10, 1999
August 11, 1999
Because Ken is simply inadequate
August 11, 1999
High fashion feeds off the streets
August 11, 1999
Natasha Lyonne talks about KISS and her new film
August 11, 1999
August 11, 1999
Geeks and ravers get an excuse to gather
August 11, 1999
August 11, 1999
This week: Newsgroups
August 11, 1999
August 12, 1999
Coprophagia for dummies
August 12, 1999
Mike Patton on arena rock, porno, and intelligent music
August 12, 1999
The cult for people of color
August 12, 1999
The selling of Billy Blanks
August 12, 1999
August 12, 1999
A normal dude's guide to picking up alternachicks
August 13, 1999
Erotic comic strip
August 13, 1999
Tips for the traveling john
August 13, 1999
Chris Rock, Geena Davis, Dennis Rodman and more
August 13, 1999
Purchases for Friday the 13th
August 13, 1999
Hardball promo jumps ahead to Century 21
August 13, 1999
August 16, 1999
Modifying the penis in frightening ways
August 16, 1999
The King and the sensei
August 16, 1999
Biggest boobs on the tube
August 16, 1999
Unusual exercise contraptions
August 16, 1999
Exorcising Nixon's ghost online
August 16, 1999
More police on the street -- more kids in jail
August 16, 1999
New evidence of violent tendencies in dolphins
August 17, 1999
The ins and outs of yin and yang
August 17, 1999
Titanic star's Web site is a heap of contradictions
August 17, 1999
Big money's at stake over psychic talking deli meat
August 17, 1999
Meanwhile, liberals take on the small issues
August 17, 1999
Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy
August 17, 1999
August 18, 1999
Excerpted erotic fiction
August 18, 1999
The advantages of an ever-changing menu
August 18, 1999
Self-defense devices
August 18, 1999
How US scientists nurture deadly pathogens
August 18, 1999
This week: Portals and personal ads
August 18, 1999
Getting high with The Simpsons
August 19, 1999
Grease monkeys and vibe jockeys
August 19, 1999
I think that I shall never see lovely Pavement poetry
August 19, 1999
I think that I shall never see lovely Pavement poetry
August 19, 1999
The skatepunks of baseball
August 19, 1999
Brit does the art his computer tells him to
August 19, 1999
Media pranksters stage annoying alterna-Dylan spectacle
August 19, 1999
August 20, 1999
Feminism is useless at Native American gatherings
August 20, 1999
August 20, 1999
Denise Richards, Stone Temple Pilots, Jerry Springer, and more
August 20, 1999
Gadgets to make you even more beautiful
August 20, 1999
The cult of the 2600 is still alive and well
August 20, 1999
August 20, 1999
Large-scale culinary disasters of the past
August 23, 1999
He just really likes breasts
August 23, 1999
Shrill star faces fans
August 23, 1999
Ultramodern recording options
August 23, 1999
Or: Do as I say, not as I did
August 23, 1999
Market volatility takes on a whole new meaning
August 23, 1999
August 24, 1999
Adolescent antics are making a splash in SoCal
August 24, 1999
Prowling for debauchery in New Orleans
August 24, 1999
Baywatch-grade boobies don't a celebrity make
August 24, 1999
Infants with acne boogie 'til dawn
August 24, 1999
August 24, 1999
Public menace or service?
August 24, 1999
And other drug tales from the world of baseball
August 25, 1999
Car wrecks were never so much fun
August 25, 1999
Four French divas and their crimes against humanity
August 25, 1999
Modern devices for phone security
August 25, 1999
Watching for comets with The Millennium Group
August 25, 1999
This week: eBay
August 25, 1999
August 26, 1999
Private dicks and other incriminating evidence
August 26, 1999
Tripping through the stars with the horniest guru
August 26, 1999
ATMs are being rigged with retinal scanners
August 26, 1999
Rogue operative challenges the idea of military intelligence
August 26, 1999
Looking forward to Y2K
August 26, 1999
A Miami-based shrink sells instant enlightenment
August 27, 1999
Gear for today's detective
August 27, 1999
The fright of facing more than a mouthful
August 27, 1999
August 27, 1999
Circus freaks, Calista Flockhart, crush videos, and more
August 27, 1999
Those who can't do, fake it at the Air Guitar Championships
August 27, 1999
Japanese obsession with two feuding old women and a vase
August 27, 1999
August 27, 1999
August 30, 1999
Massaging the male G-spot
August 30, 1999
Goodbye England's ruse
August 30, 1999
Johnny Dowd's one moody country rocker
August 30, 1999
Firearm innovations for today's cop, kook, and survivalist
August 30, 1999
Cyberguerrillas speak for East Timor
August 30, 1999
Strange recordings hold the secret of the afterlife
August 31, 1999
The geek sex underground
August 31, 1999
For those who like peanut butter with their cheese
August 31, 1999
George Clinton philosophizes the funk
August 31, 1999
Tom Waits, Jad Fair & Kramer, PantyChrist, Inger Lorre
August 31, 1999
I lost 80 pounds -- twice!
August 31, 1999
A counterculture girl's guide to spotting a roving man
September 1, 1999
An excerpt from the Carroll & Graf novel
September 1, 1999
Or why I consider Calista Flockhart erection repellent
September 1, 1999
Diane Farr on romance, Loveline, and stained penises
September 1, 1999
Inside the world of football prognostication
September 1, 1999
This week: Death for Assholes
September 1, 1999
What killed San Francisco's flightless avian aquanauts?
September 2, 1999
'Nympho artist' carves puds from spuds
September 2, 1999
Making a better fit
September 2, 1999
Bone-inspiring babes beyond year 40
September 2, 1999
Reno and the FBI spin another grim fairy tale
September 2, 1999
Crime fighting legislators tuck in the underwear
September 2, 1999
UCLA has fallen and it can't get up
September 2, 1999
Healing the wounds of the Atlanta massacre with Phish Food
September 3, 1999
The most common sex act is still taboo, dammit
September 3, 1999
Spoken word
September 3, 1999
Angelica Bridges, Fiona Apple, Susan Lucci and more
September 3, 1999
The latest in non-lethal ass-kicking
September 3, 1999
Will gadgets and military tactics really solve anything?
September 3, 1999
Free speech simply isn't profitable
September 3, 1999
Academia gets into the juicy stuff
September 3, 1999
Scandalous newsmaker emails uncovered
September 3, 1999
Death-dealing youngsters are nothing new
September 3, 1999
September 3, 1999
September 7, 1999
The dos and don'ts of getting bulldagger booty
September 7, 1999
A spotlight on Hollywood's brightest bulbs
September 7, 1999
Gennifer Flowers is not going to be outdone as a presidential floozy
September 7, 1999
How to piss off The Man online
September 7, 1999
Self-improvement sans dignity
September 7, 1999
The tangled web of godhatesfags.com
September 7, 1999
When good search engines go bad
September 8, 1999
The hand that rocks the dreidel
September 8, 1999
An antidote to Hollywood's puritanical tendencies
September 8, 1999
Modern appliances for the golfing fanatic
September 8, 1999
Research shows they resemble coked-up humans
September 8, 1999
Sometimes, the most dangerous game is showing up
September 8, 1999
This week: Religion for Assholes
September 9, 1999
How to avenge yourself against human rabbits and other dorks
September 9, 1999
He married Lolita, brought us Blade Runner, and now...
September 9, 1999
The imminent invasion of a new pre-fab group
September 9, 1999
Surfing fun in earth's harshest realms
September 9, 1999
The bombardier beetle and its ass of fire
September 9, 1999
September 10, 1999
Chicks rejecting dicks (at least those attached to men)
September 10, 1999
Erotic comic strip
September 10, 1999
Jennifer Love Hewitt, South Park, Dionne Warwick, and more
September 10, 1999
How to make yourself clean and fresh to face your shitty day
September 10, 1999
Her pulpit: the Learning Annex
September 10, 1999
September 10, 1999
September 13, 1999
The dedicated lifestyle of plushophiliacs
September 13, 1999
An action hero disses his roots
September 13, 1999
The latest in flying diversions
September 13, 1999
Ruthless guerillas commit suicide for independence
September 13, 1999
Kids, alienation, and amorality
September 14, 1999
'Dwarf' films cast a strange spell on the culture
September 14, 1999
Raw straightforwardness is a good fit for the Net
September 14, 1999
Barry Williams dismantles post-Brady hijinx, and hawks his CD
September 14, 1999
Modern independence movements in the U.S.
September 14, 1999
An American in the firing line
September 14, 1999
A look at Puerto Rican "terrorists"
September 14, 1999
September 14, 1999
September 14, 1999
One man's afternoon spent as a corpse
September 15, 1999
Five hours with Russ Meyer
September 15, 1999
Excerpt from SM Classics
September 15, 1999
Don't believe the hype
September 15, 1999
Underground film fest filled with real-life winners
September 15, 1999
The science of dog noises
September 15, 1999
An interview with the executive producer of Waco: The Rules of Engagement
September 15, 1999
There are plenty of eerie facts you've never heard about the siege
September 15, 1999
Americans in the firing line
September 15, 1999
This week: Stalking for Assholes
September 16, 1999
When a middle ground can't be found
September 16, 1999
Romance director has tongues wagging
September 16, 1999
An American in the firing line
September 16, 1999
Eighteen points on a triple word score
September 16, 1999
For them, 'gays in the military' is a necessity
September 16, 1999
Have you got it?
September 17, 1999
Annie Sprinkle on sex, drugs, and what turns her on
September 17, 1999
Erotic comic strip
September 17, 1999
Jenny McCarthy, Brad Pitt, George Michael and more
September 17, 1999
Pageant fanatics dish nonstop online
September 17, 1999
Celebs uncensored in Toronto
September 17, 1999
UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold
September 17, 1999
UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold
September 17, 1999
The kitsch king of Polynesian beauties
September 17, 1999
September 20, 1999
The erotic appeal of inflatable toys
September 20, 1999
Scot pop phenom lose their teen cherry
September 20, 1999
High-impact automobile security
September 20, 1999
Crazy captions bring lawyers
September 20, 1999
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
September 20, 1999
Ross Jeffries in his own words
September 20, 1999
'Recovered memory,' demonology, and duck soup
September 21, 1999
Celebrating the body erotic
September 21, 1999
Julian Lennon on the Web -- what's the point?
September 21, 1999
Femininity, Tae Kwon Do, and kicking ass
September 21, 1999
Columbine cheerleaders aim to raise teen spirit
September 21, 1999
September 21, 1999
Intersexuality in the S. Pacific and around the world
September 22, 1999
Interview with Jerry Stahl
September 22, 1999
Erotic fiction
September 22, 1999
Who wants to be famous, anyway?
September 22, 1999
For filthy mouths and clenched jaws
September 22, 1999
Strange obsession of the fansubbers
September 22, 1999
This week: Anonymity for Assholes
September 23, 1999
Dangerous or painful aphrodisiacs
September 23, 1999
Welcome to the wacky world of film rating
September 23, 1999
Stan Lee in cyberspace
September 23, 1999
In line for The Real World's casting call
September 23, 1999
Comic books abandon the real world for the Web
September 23, 1999
'You're in urine!'
September 24, 1999
Kama Sutra techniques
September 24, 1999
Erotic comic strip
September 24, 1999
Rivalry surrounds the Teletubbies' throne
September 24, 1999
Johnny Depp, Howard Stern, Diana Ross and more
September 24, 1999
A virtual pet that's as crazy as you are!
September 24, 1999
Conquering the world through rock musicals
September 24, 1999
September 24, 1999
Verily I say unto you, your mouth shall be filled with gold
September 27, 1999
Boldly going where no one should
September 27, 1999
In appreciation of Kenneth Anger
September 27, 1999
The most modern of sex toys
September 27, 1999
Florida wages war on underage smokers
September 27, 1999
Will the new millennium be powered by your ass?
September 28, 1999
A globetrotter's guide to proper groping
September 28, 1999
Celebrity skin art with a half-life
September 28, 1999
No aces served here
September 28, 1999
A smoker's guide to social subversion and civic disobedience
September 28, 1999
Krishna rock for GeneratioNext
September 28, 1999
Fatal entertainment mishaps
September 29, 1999
An excerpt from the Masquerade novel
September 29, 1999
The Japanese art of Kokigami
September 29, 1999
The Japanese art of Kokigami
September 29, 1999
"Will sing-act-direct-
write-model for food"
September 29, 1999
Basic training, deep-sea diving, and a bag of Cheetos
September 29, 1999
Postmodern canvases on wheels
September 29, 1999
This week: Disposable Identities for Assholes
September 30, 1999
It's all a matter of taste
September 30, 1999
Cartoonist-Webmaster Summit
September 30, 1999
San Francisco tries the "good cop, good cop" routine
September 30, 1999
Stone Willie is better off dead
September 30, 1999
October 1, 1999
How to do it
October 1, 1999
Erotic comic strip
October 1, 1999
Janet Jackson, Brooke Shields, Anna Nicole Smith, and more
October 1, 1999
In search of the perfect headrest
October 1, 1999
How color-blind is Giuliani's clampdown?