July 26, 1999
Porn stars who wrestle
July 26, 1999
Straight couples and male anal pleasure
July 26, 1999
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
July 26, 1999
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
July 26, 1999
July 26, 1999
Punk rock in the ring
July 26, 1999
Insects have infested popular culture
July 27, 1999
She'll kick your ass
July 27, 1999
Drop Dead Gorgeous director finds an easy target in beauty pageants
July 27, 1999
Humility hunting in the world of Ben
July 27, 1999
Soccer for sisters comes of age
July 27, 1999
Long live journalism
July 27, 1999
July 27, 1999
When doctors try to fix what ain’t broke
July 28, 1999
Erotic fiction
July 28, 1999
Perfect in every way ... and perfectly bland
July 28, 1999
Tales of bestiality and a teen idol in an armoire
July 28, 1999
July 28, 1999
How the Drug War makes people puke
July 28, 1999
July 29, 1999
The decline of the quality quickie
July 29, 1999
Music videos and metaphysics shaped her destiny
July 29, 1999
Post-Limbaugh pundits struggle for identity
July 29, 1999
New album erases the singer to rewrite history
July 29, 1999
July 29, 1999
Making art out of body parts
July 30, 1999
Comic strip
July 30, 1999
Swollen breasts are just the beginning
July 30, 1999
Gary Coleman, Rob Zombie, Britney Spears and more...
July 30, 1999
July 30, 1999
Upping the ante on sex in the Oval Office
July 30, 1999
July 30, 1999
Testing the limits of self-expression
July 30, 1999
July 30, 1999
July 30, 1999
August 1, 1999
Weird-ass publishing innovations for a tripped-out future
August 2, 1999
The sexual worship of stumps
August 2, 1999
A surgical solution for the loosest of ladies
August 2, 1999
Banging your buddy's bride
August 2, 1999
Huffington and Krassner
August 2, 1999
August 2, 1999
NY State Troopers post Woodstock riot photos
August 2, 1999
The Church of Euthanasia's modest proposal
August 2, 1999
August 3, 1999
Sexual deviance with everyday ingredients
August 3, 1999
Jennifer Tilly -- from alluring to eerie
August 3, 1999
The legacy of Roger Miller
August 3, 1999
The most promiscuous meme on the Net
August 3, 1999
War means action for women, too
August 3, 1999
A history of deadly hazing
August 3, 1999
August 4, 1999
An excerpt from the Masquerade Books novel
August 4, 1999
How Lewinsky fought evil, then got fat
August 4, 1999
August 4, 1999
August 4, 1999
August 5, 1999
Size does matter
August 5, 1999
Tracking the mysterious Brown Buffalo
August 5, 1999
Barbie does Frank
August 5, 1999
You can finally toss that eye patch
August 5, 1999
What those TV dads would earn in the real world
August 5, 1999
Crackpots, conspiracies, and how
they amuse us
August 6, 1999
Circumventing circumcision
August 6, 1999
August 6, 1999
Charlie Sheen, Leelee Sobieski, Monica and more...
August 6, 1999
August 6, 1999
Music first, nookie second
August 6, 1999
Rival classic car rallies lead to a religious rumble
August 6, 1999
What we found in Tina's trash
August 6, 1999
August 9, 1999
Because acting your age gets old
August 9, 1999
High-tech gadgets for today's wannabe spy
August 9, 1999
Movie stars, drug dealing, and the LAPD
August 9, 1999
August 10, 1999
Doctor claims the vagina is a portal to enlightenment
August 10, 1999
Online virgin, offline slut
August 10, 1999
Carnie Wilson surgery gets Webcast
August 10, 1999
Mary Tyler Moore for the '90s?
August 10, 1999
The ongoing irony of a 'peace' festival generating mayhem
August 10, 1999
A mad scientist's dream come true
August 10, 1999
Ease her pain, she'll polish your knob
August 10, 1999
August 11, 1999
Because Ken is simply inadequate
August 11, 1999
High fashion feeds off the streets
August 11, 1999
Natasha Lyonne talks about KISS and her new film
August 11, 1999
August 11, 1999
Geeks and ravers get an excuse to gather
August 11, 1999
August 11, 1999
This week: Newsgroups
August 11, 1999
August 12, 1999
Coprophagia for dummies
August 12, 1999
Mike Patton on arena rock, porno, and intelligent music
August 12, 1999
The cult for people of color
August 12, 1999
The selling of Billy Blanks
August 12, 1999
August 12, 1999
A normal dude's guide to picking up alternachicks
August 13, 1999
Erotic comic strip
August 13, 1999
Tips for the traveling john
August 13, 1999
Chris Rock, Geena Davis, Dennis Rodman and more
August 13, 1999
Purchases for Friday the 13th
August 13, 1999
Hardball promo jumps ahead to Century 21
August 13, 1999
August 16, 1999
Modifying the penis in frightening ways
August 16, 1999
The King and the sensei
August 16, 1999
Biggest boobs on the tube
August 16, 1999
Unusual exercise contraptions
August 16, 1999
Exorcising Nixon's ghost online
August 16, 1999
More police on the street -- more kids in jail
August 16, 1999
New evidence of violent tendencies in dolphins
August 17, 1999
The ins and outs of yin and yang
August 17, 1999
Titanic star's Web site is a heap of contradictions
August 17, 1999
Big money's at stake over psychic talking deli meat
August 17, 1999
Meanwhile, liberals take on the small issues
August 17, 1999
Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy
August 17, 1999
August 18, 1999
Excerpted erotic fiction
August 18, 1999
The advantages of an ever-changing menu
August 18, 1999
Self-defense devices
August 18, 1999
How US scientists nurture deadly pathogens
August 18, 1999
This week: Portals and personal ads
August 18, 1999
Getting high with The Simpsons
August 19, 1999
Grease monkeys and vibe jockeys
August 19, 1999
I think that I shall never see lovely Pavement poetry
August 19, 1999
I think that I shall never see lovely Pavement poetry
August 19, 1999
The skatepunks of baseball
August 19, 1999
Brit does the art his computer tells him to
August 19, 1999
Media pranksters stage annoying alterna-Dylan spectacle
August 19, 1999
August 20, 1999
Feminism is useless at Native American gatherings
August 20, 1999
August 20, 1999
Denise Richards, Stone Temple Pilots, Jerry Springer, and more
August 20, 1999
Gadgets to make you even more beautiful
August 20, 1999
The cult of the 2600 is still alive and well
August 20, 1999
August 20, 1999
Large-scale culinary disasters of the past
August 23, 1999
He just really likes breasts
August 23, 1999
Shrill star faces fans
August 23, 1999
Ultramodern recording options
August 23, 1999
Or: Do as I say, not as I did
August 23, 1999
Market volatility takes on a whole new meaning
August 23, 1999
August 24, 1999
Adolescent antics are making a splash in SoCal
August 24, 1999
Prowling for debauchery in New Orleans
August 24, 1999
Baywatch-grade boobies don't a celebrity make
August 24, 1999
Infants with acne boogie 'til dawn
August 24, 1999
August 24, 1999
Public menace or service?
August 24, 1999
And other drug tales from the world of baseball
August 25, 1999
Car wrecks were never so much fun
August 25, 1999
Four French divas and their crimes against humanity
August 25, 1999
Modern devices for phone security
August 25, 1999
Watching for comets with The Millennium Group
August 25, 1999
This week: eBay
August 25, 1999
August 26, 1999
Private dicks and other incriminating evidence
August 26, 1999
Tripping through the stars with the horniest guru
August 26, 1999
ATMs are being rigged with retinal scanners
August 26, 1999
Rogue operative challenges the idea of military intelligence
August 26, 1999
Looking forward to Y2K
August 26, 1999
A Miami-based shrink sells instant enlightenment
August 27, 1999
Gear for today's detective
August 27, 1999
The fright of facing more than a mouthful
August 27, 1999
August 27, 1999
Circus freaks, Calista Flockhart, crush videos, and more
August 27, 1999
Those who can't do, fake it at the Air Guitar Championships
August 27, 1999
Japanese obsession with two feuding old women and a vase
August 27, 1999
August 27, 1999
August 30, 1999
Massaging the male G-spot
August 30, 1999
Goodbye England's ruse
August 30, 1999
Johnny Dowd's one moody country rocker
August 30, 1999
Firearm innovations for today's cop, kook, and survivalist
August 30, 1999
Cyberguerrillas speak for East Timor
August 30, 1999
Strange recordings hold the secret of the afterlife
August 31, 1999
The geek sex underground
August 31, 1999
For those who like peanut butter with their cheese
August 31, 1999
George Clinton philosophizes the funk
August 31, 1999
Tom Waits, Jad Fair & Kramer, PantyChrist, Inger Lorre
August 31, 1999
I lost 80 pounds -- twice!
August 31, 1999
A counterculture girl's guide to spotting a roving man
September 1, 1999
An excerpt from the Carroll & Graf novel
September 1, 1999
Or why I consider Calista Flockhart erection repellent
September 1, 1999
Diane Farr on romance, Loveline, and stained penises
September 1, 1999
Inside the world of football prognostication
September 1, 1999
This week: Death for Assholes
September 1, 1999
What killed San Francisco's flightless avian aquanauts?
September 2, 1999
'Nympho artist' carves puds from spuds
September 2, 1999
Making a better fit
September 2, 1999
Bone-inspiring babes beyond year 40
September 2, 1999
Reno and the FBI spin another grim fairy tale
September 2, 1999
Crime fighting legislators tuck in the underwear
September 2, 1999
UCLA has fallen and it can't get up
September 2, 1999
Healing the wounds of the Atlanta massacre with Phish Food
September 3, 1999
The most common sex act is still taboo, dammit
September 3, 1999
Spoken word
September 3, 1999
Angelica Bridges, Fiona Apple, Susan Lucci and more
September 3, 1999
The latest in non-lethal ass-kicking
September 3, 1999
Will gadgets and military tactics really solve anything?
September 3, 1999
Free speech simply isn't profitable
September 3, 1999
Academia gets into the juicy stuff
September 3, 1999
Scandalous newsmaker emails uncovered
September 3, 1999
Death-dealing youngsters are nothing new
September 3, 1999
September 3, 1999
September 7, 1999
The dos and don'ts of getting bulldagger booty
September 7, 1999
A spotlight on Hollywood's brightest bulbs
September 7, 1999
Gennifer Flowers is not going to be outdone as a presidential floozy
September 7, 1999
How to piss off The Man online
September 7, 1999
Self-improvement sans dignity
September 7, 1999
The tangled web of godhatesfags.com
September 7, 1999
When good search engines go bad
September 8, 1999
The hand that rocks the dreidel
September 8, 1999
An antidote to Hollywood's puritanical tendencies
September 8, 1999
Modern appliances for the golfing fanatic
September 8, 1999
Research shows they resemble coked-up humans
September 8, 1999
Sometimes, the most dangerous game is showing up
September 8, 1999
This week: Religion for Assholes
September 9, 1999
How to avenge yourself against human rabbits and other dorks
September 9, 1999
He married Lolita, brought us Blade Runner, and now...
September 9, 1999
The imminent invasion of a new pre-fab group
September 9, 1999
Surfing fun in earth's harshest realms
September 9, 1999
The bombardier beetle and its ass of fire
September 9, 1999
September 10, 1999
Chicks rejecting dicks (at least those attached to men)
September 10, 1999
Erotic comic strip
September 10, 1999
Jennifer Love Hewitt, South Park, Dionne Warwick, and more
September 10, 1999
How to make yourself clean and fresh to face your shitty day
September 10, 1999
Her pulpit: the Learning Annex
September 10, 1999
September 10, 1999
September 13, 1999
The dedicated lifestyle of plushophiliacs
September 13, 1999
An action hero disses his roots
September 13, 1999
The latest in flying diversions
September 13, 1999
Ruthless guerillas commit suicide for independence
September 13, 1999
Kids, alienation, and amorality
September 14, 1999
'Dwarf' films cast a strange spell on the culture
September 14, 1999
Raw straightforwardness is a good fit for the Net
September 14, 1999
Barry Williams dismantles post-Brady hijinx, and hawks his CD
September 14, 1999
Modern independence movements in the U.S.
September 14, 1999
An American in the firing line
September 14, 1999
A look at Puerto Rican "terrorists"
September 14, 1999
September 14, 1999
September 14, 1999
One man's afternoon spent as a corpse
September 15, 1999
Five hours with Russ Meyer
September 15, 1999
Excerpt from SM Classics
September 15, 1999
Don't believe the hype
September 15, 1999
Underground film fest filled with real-life winners
September 15, 1999
The science of dog noises
September 15, 1999
An interview with the executive producer of Waco: The Rules of Engagement
September 15, 1999
There are plenty of eerie facts you've never heard about the siege
September 15, 1999
Americans in the firing line
September 15, 1999
This week: Stalking for Assholes
September 16, 1999
When a middle ground can't be found
September 16, 1999
Romance director has tongues wagging
September 16, 1999
An American in the firing line
September 16, 1999
Eighteen points on a triple word score
September 16, 1999
For them, 'gays in the military' is a necessity
September 16, 1999
Have you got it?
September 17, 1999
Annie Sprinkle on sex, drugs, and what turns her on
September 17, 1999
Erotic comic strip
September 17, 1999
Jenny McCarthy, Brad Pitt, George Michael and more
September 17, 1999
Pageant fanatics dish nonstop online
September 17, 1999
Celebs uncensored in Toronto
September 17, 1999
UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold
September 17, 1999
UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold
September 17, 1999
The kitsch king of Polynesian beauties
September 17, 1999
September 20, 1999
The erotic appeal of inflatable toys
September 20, 1999
Scot pop phenom lose their teen cherry
September 20, 1999
High-impact automobile security
September 20, 1999
Crazy captions bring lawyers
September 20, 1999
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
September 20, 1999
Ross Jeffries in his own words
September 20, 1999
'Recovered memory,' demonology, and duck soup
September 21, 1999
Celebrating the body erotic
September 21, 1999
Julian Lennon on the Web -- what's the point?
September 21, 1999
Femininity, Tae Kwon Do, and kicking ass
September 21, 1999
Columbine cheerleaders aim to raise teen spirit
September 21, 1999
September 21, 1999
Intersexuality in the S. Pacific and around the world
September 22, 1999
Interview with Jerry Stahl
September 22, 1999
Erotic fiction
September 22, 1999
Who wants to be famous, anyway?
September 22, 1999
For filthy mouths and clenched jaws
September 22, 1999
Strange obsession of the fansubbers
September 22, 1999
This week: Anonymity for Assholes
September 23, 1999
Dangerous or painful aphrodisiacs
September 23, 1999
Welcome to the wacky world of film rating
September 23, 1999
Stan Lee in cyberspace
September 23, 1999
In line for The Real World's casting call
September 23, 1999
Comic books abandon the real world for the Web
September 23, 1999
'You're in urine!'
September 24, 1999
Kama Sutra techniques
September 24, 1999
Erotic comic strip
September 24, 1999
Rivalry surrounds the Teletubbies' throne
September 24, 1999
Johnny Depp, Howard Stern, Diana Ross and more
September 24, 1999
A virtual pet that's as crazy as you are!
September 24, 1999
Conquering the world through rock musicals
September 24, 1999
September 24, 1999
Verily I say unto you, your mouth shall be filled with gold
September 27, 1999
Boldly going where no one should
September 27, 1999
In appreciation of Kenneth Anger
September 27, 1999
The most modern of sex toys
September 27, 1999
Florida wages war on underage smokers
September 27, 1999
Will the new millennium be powered by your ass?
September 28, 1999
A globetrotter's guide to proper groping
September 28, 1999
Celebrity skin art with a half-life
September 28, 1999
No aces served here
September 28, 1999
A smoker's guide to social subversion and civic disobedience
September 28, 1999
Krishna rock for GeneratioNext
September 28, 1999
Fatal entertainment mishaps
September 29, 1999
An excerpt from the Masquerade novel
September 29, 1999
The Japanese art of Kokigami
September 29, 1999
The Japanese art of Kokigami
September 29, 1999
"Will sing-act-direct-
write-model for food"
September 29, 1999
Basic training, deep-sea diving, and a bag of Cheetos
September 29, 1999
Postmodern canvases on wheels
September 29, 1999
This week: Disposable Identities for Assholes
September 30, 1999
It's all a matter of taste
September 30, 1999
Cartoonist-Webmaster Summit
September 30, 1999
San Francisco tries the "good cop, good cop" routine
September 30, 1999
Stone Willie is better off dead
September 30, 1999
October 1, 1999
How to do it
October 1, 1999
Erotic comic strip
October 1, 1999
Janet Jackson, Brooke Shields, Anna Nicole Smith, and more
October 1, 1999
In search of the perfect headrest
October 1, 1999
How color-blind is Giuliani's clampdown?
October 1, 1999
Greatest 'sin bin' twits of the 20th century
October 1, 1999
Expensive government study misses the mark
October 1, 1999
U.K. hopes to impress Martians with pop music and dots
October 4, 1999
Going in through the out door
October 4, 1999
From the attic of Allen Ginsberg
October 4, 1999
How to keep yourself entertained while traveling
October 4, 1999
Heads you win, bodies you lose
October 4, 1999
One city's plan to pigeonhole pachyderms
October 4, 1999
Who killed Stanley Kubrick?
October 5, 1999
As good as the real thing?
October 5, 1999
Inspiration for the suburban housewife
October 5, 1999
A conversation with the consummate dreamer
October 5, 1999
Coming clean without going clean and sober
October 5, 1999
When wrestlers become comic book heroes
October 5, 1999
Newest fad among cricketers: urine & calves' blood
October 6, 1999
Erotic fiction
October 6, 1999
A celebrity shit project
October 6, 1999
Protecting child actors from themselves
October 6, 1999
Helping you grunt and sweat profusely in hotel rooms
October 6, 1999
For the cop who has everything
October 6, 1999
This week: Spamming for Assholes
October 7, 1999
Overexposed and under-limbed
October 7, 1999
Be careful what you put in your mouth
October 7, 1999
A celebration and contemplation
October 7, 1999
An interview with Soul Coughing's M. Doughty
October 7, 1999
Heir-apparent to the Tory Party ups the ante on scandal
October 7, 1999
Fans fight freshened format
October 7, 1999
October 8, 1999
How to do it
October 8, 1999
Erotic comics
October 8, 1999
Paul Reubens, Jesse Ventura, Mark Wahlberg, and more
October 8, 1999
Modern cures for the nighttime malady
October 8, 1999
Big guns, flame throwers, and estrogen
October 8, 1999
Al Haig's lofty ambition to control international communications
October 8, 1999
Y2K cons, vacation terrors, and bellicose bystanders
October 11, 1999
When vomit is erotic
October 11, 1999
On the road with Mike Watt
October 11, 1999
Starve your mites for an easy sleep
October 11, 1999
Hey, we screwed up that nukular thing first, dammit
October 11, 1999
Tracking the Antichrist
October 12, 1999
Better sex through chemicals
October 12, 1999
Former teen pop star is surprisingly palatable
October 12, 1999
In praise of awkwardness
October 12, 1999
MP3 groups trade new music for hacker status
October 12, 1999
Memorable erotic mishaps
October 13, 1999
Tales of the dickless
October 13, 1999
I'll take the Great Danes, thank you
October 13, 1999
Excerpt from Gone Is The Shame
October 13, 1999
The future is now
October 13, 1999
Take care of that tush
October 13, 1999
Wilt Chamberlain's legend lives on
October 13, 1999
Anarchists dismantle the museum
October 13, 1999
This week: Voting Fraud for Assholes
October 13, 1999
Questing for miracles in a postmodern world
October 13, 1999
When a Catholic cult invaded my town
October 14, 1999
Making it personal
October 14, 1999
Tips on the bloodiest of sports
October 14, 1999
An interview with Chuck Palahniuk
October 14, 1999
Bart Kosko preaches a math apocalypse
October 14, 1999
October 14, 1999
Promises to mend evil ways
October 15, 1999
Erotic Comic Strip
October 15, 1999
Have sex in small spaces without getting caught
October 15, 1999
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Black Sabbath, Ellen DeGeneres, and more
October 15, 1999
The freshest in beeping fashion accessories
October 15, 1999
Underground publishing eats its own
October 15, 1999
Y2K comes early, hiding out in a hole, and sitting with the dead
October 15, 1999
In the poorest countries of the world, kidneys mean cash
October 18, 1999
An idea whose time has come
October 18, 1999
Another bowl, Mister Rogers?
October 18, 1999
Gender-normed computing for the young
October 18, 1999
Making skin grafts from baby penises
October 18, 1999
It's not just about Halloween anymore
October 18, 1999
Ethnic speech translated into 'anglonics'
October 19, 1999
Let's hear it for creative knitting
October 19, 1999
Let's hear it for creative knitting
October 19, 1999
Kelsey Grammer online
October 19, 1999
Rappin' with Cypress Hill's B-Real
October 19, 1999
Your modem is driving you mad
October 19, 1999
Shellfish, genes, and atom smashers
October 19, 1999
Gender bending fun at the Michigan Womyn's Music Fest
October 20, 1999
Let him dream
October 20, 1999
Quick, get me a good-looking Hispanic transsexual!
October 20, 1999
Filmmaker probes the infamous porn star
October 20, 1999
Untouchables and incurables, but perfectly wearable
October 20, 1999
Entering strange realms through the ear
October 20, 1999
This week: Skepticism for Assholes
October 21, 1999
Changing diapers and stealing panties
October 21, 1999
Fourteen rated rubbers
October 21, 1999
Ho'in Hollywood
October 21, 1999
Female condoms and the coming Brazilian bonk-fest
October 21, 1999
A GettingIt star guide
October 22, 1999
Hustler's mail-order pervert paradise
October 22, 1999
Erotic comic strip
October 22, 1999
Melanie Griffith, Antonio Sabáto Jr., Duran Duran, and more
October 22, 1999
The iToilet encourages you to 'shit different'
October 22, 1999
Robotic pets for the rest of us
October 22, 1999
Bring me your sperm, exploding parrots, and horny ducks
October 22, 1999
Modern piracy on the high seas
October 25, 1999
The fetish of formicophilia
October 25, 1999
Caligula returns
October 25, 1999
Accessories for the decaying
October 25, 1999
Director's bid to make 10 films by Y2K
October 25, 1999
Is the drug war a front for the NWO?
October 25, 1999
Relive the Cold War through 'atomic tourism'
October 26, 1999
One giant leap for porn
October 26, 1999
E-commerce at its best, or worst
October 26, 1999
Did Frontline exploit the teens of Conyers, Georgia?
October 26, 1999
Bored Web surfers flock to see online execution photos
October 26, 1999
Death at the zoo
October 27, 1999
Erotic fiction
October 27, 1999
Pay actors more, get less acting
October 27, 1999
Music and sound effects to thrill and chill
October 27, 1999
Europe's model for protest crops up in the States
October 27, 1999
This week: Chatting for Assholes
October 27, 1999
Beer vs. pot down under
October 28, 1999
No personality or too much
October 28, 1999
Bob Zmuda on Andy Kaufman's legacy
October 28, 1999
Velikovsky and weird astronomy
October 28, 1999
Hacking into hazardous realms
October 28, 1999
Icebergs -- frigid foes, or frosty friends?
October 28, 1999
The marketing magic of Vampire Wine
October 29, 1999
Latex and leather in L.A.
October 29, 1999
Larry King, The Real World, Courtney Love, and more
October 29, 1999
Candy for masochists
October 29, 1999
Grim reaping for fun and profit
October 29, 1999
Telepathy, morphic fields, and Fido
October 29, 1999
Internet resurrects Halloween horrors
October 29, 1999
Heroin, Pinochet, ABBA -- oh my!
October 29, 1999
Paranoia and mutilation compulsion
November 1, 1999
A return to foot binding
November 1, 1999
But Brother Theodore keeps his sense of humor
November 1, 1999
Vibrating thingies that soothe and delight
November 1, 1999
The Hell's Kitchen of South Africa
November 1, 1999
Thirty-five years after Bell's Theorem
November 1, 1999
November 2, 1999
Whispers from behind the back door
November 2, 1999
Tori Spelling online
November 2, 1999
Don Letts brings the aging punks into focus
November 2, 1999
What's a poet to do?
November 2, 1999
Don't put that in your mouth
November 2, 1999
Urban explorers go wherever they're not wanted
November 3, 1999
Performing from high in the air to down in the sewer
November 3, 1999
The 'Hollywood' election
November 3, 1999
How Canadians face the end of the world
November 3, 1999
Latter-day jigsaws for virtual assembly
November 3, 1999
Futurists converge around a visionary architect
November 3, 1999
Mocking Rick Wallace for Assholes
November 4, 1999
Tell me you hate me
November 4, 1999
Debi Mazar on acting, hip hop, and porn
November 4, 1999
A brush with fame in Xian
November 4, 1999
The demise of genes in human evolution
November 4, 1999
The fin de siècle glamour of the Art of Noise
November 4, 1999
Our mystery date with Mahir
November 4, 1999
Our mystery date with Mahir
November 4, 1999
A brief history of excremental art
November 5, 1999
Down in the flesh pits with Tyler Ondine Whitman
November 5, 1999
How to seduce a virgin
November 5, 1999
Erotic comic strip
November 5, 1999
Belgian filmmakers talk waffles
November 5, 1999
Martha Stewart, Ricky Martin, Danny Glover, and more
November 5, 1999
Stock up on Chi in time for the millennium!
November 5, 1999
Deconstructing the butt strut shuffle
November 5, 1999
Racist meteors race towards Earth
November 5, 1999
Is it the next health craze?
November 5, 1999
Pachydermalicious news you can't use
November 8, 1999
Liposuction at home
November 8, 1999
Hollywood couples to watch
November 8, 1999
Retro fun for the juvenile delinquents of America
November 8, 1999
Tourists eating sandwiches in a concentration camp
November 8, 1999
A new take on the China embassy bombing
November 9, 1999
Taxi Dancing, alive and well in Los Angeles
November 9, 1999
Kevin Smith's off-center view
November 9, 1999
Seduced by a Russian tennis vixen
November 9, 1999
London's grubby answer to Bret Easton Ellis
November 9, 1999
Advice for alternative presidential candidates
November 9, 1999
Death at Disneyland
November 9, 1999
Japanese games take reality one step further
November 10, 1999
Erotic excerpt from the Masquerade Book Too Beautiful
November 10, 1999
Predicting potential subversion
November 10, 1999
Blood of Abraham: such nice boys
November 10, 1999
Keeping the world happy, shiny, and insipid
November 10, 1999
Beat the government's database -- and vanish
November 10, 1999
This week: Copyright Infringement for Assholes
November 10, 1999
Hitler's drug is the new 'new crack'
November 11, 1999
Can the skin mag stay afloat?
November 11, 1999
Self-mutilators and chubby chasers
November 11, 1999
A hair-raising diversion
November 11, 1999
Don't believe the hype
November 11, 1999
Following Fight Club's recipe for fun and profit
November 11, 1999
An online chat with President Clinton
November 11, 1999
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
November 12, 1999
Wanking women give up their secrets
November 12, 1999
Erotic comic strip
November 12, 1999
Milla Jovovich, Aerosmith, Pete Rose, and more
November 12, 1999
Gettin' blunt with Kool Keith
November 12, 1999
Power kites race the wind
November 12, 1999
The new models are in
November 12, 1999
More inanity than you can shake a leg at
November 15, 1999
Genital saline injection
November 15, 1999
Is this the next 'We Are the World'?
November 15, 1999
Dental excitement and convenience for the 21st century
November 15, 1999
A Colorado boy's sex-crime nightmare
November 15, 1999
The orgasmic release of the Apocalypse myth
November 16, 1999
Fighting for the right to masturbate
November 16, 1999
Did you know Prince Charles has official feathers?
November 16, 1999
Spencer Tunick's living sculptures land him in the pokey
November 16, 1999
Why did the Times drop dissidents into knickers?
November 16, 1999
Space monkeys, protohumans, and smart drunks
November 17, 1999
Spicy sex story
November 17, 1999
The new Hollywood breed
November 17, 1999
Surreal chess and checker sets
November 17, 1999
When does getting lucky mean getting canned?
November 17, 1999
This week: Digital cameras for assholes
November 17, 1999
Recent deaths contradict Breatharians' claims
November 18, 1999
Exhibitionism and kitty licking
November 18, 1999
Male love at midnight
November 18, 1999
Weird Al's not so weird after all
November 18, 1999
Director's Mystery Men pseudonym unmasked
November 18, 1999
William Gibson is still 15 minutes ahead
November 18, 1999
Popular bugs cause controversy in Japan
November 18, 1999
A turgid comic strip
November 19, 1999
How to seduce gays and lesbians
November 19, 1999
Erotic comic strip
November 19, 1999
Talking with Julien Donkey-Boy star Ewen Bremner
November 19, 1999
Eminem, Jay Leno, Baywatch, and more
November 19, 1999
Strange adventures for strange kids, arrrgh!
November 19, 1999
Wrestling boot camp
November 19, 1999
Lessons learned from the cultural icon
November 19, 1999
Breaking news on chess, prisons, and cows
November 22, 1999
A catgirl's guide to doin' it
November 22, 1999
Meg Lee Chin holds her own
November 22, 1999
Two out of three gifts that promote tooth decay
November 22, 1999
Colorado fights road rage
November 22, 1999
The Crapfest makes a mess
November 22, 1999
Not your mother's Satanic conspiracies
November 23, 1999
A day in the life of a sperm donor
November 23, 1999
Let the deadsploitation begin
November 23, 1999
Shock jock fights divorce news site
November 23, 1999
Santana rocks, simply
November 23, 1999
Who's eating all the roadkill?
November 23, 1999
Turkey Day tragedies
November 23, 1999
Brit Artists Tracey Emin and Billy Childish go very public
November 23, 1999
A GettingIt star guide
November 24, 1999
How to get your freak on when visiting your family
November 24, 1999
An exposé on colonial copulation
November 24, 1999
Will predictions incite a Hollywood crash?
November 24, 1999
Accessories for that dead bird
November 24, 1999
Turks and Kurds pose food for thought
November 24, 1999
Hermann Nitsch and the spectacle of the slaughterhouse
November 24, 1999
This week: Floppy Disks for Assholes
November 25, 1999
Rump roasting and charity work
November 25, 1999
Make the most of Thanksgiving leftovers
November 25, 1999
A delicious simian surprise
November 26, 1999
How to tear his eyes away from the TV
November 26, 1999
England's in love with alien embryos
November 29, 1999
You're what's for dinner
November 29, 1999
In love with a rock star
November 29, 1999
Gross presents to nauseate and delight
November 29, 1999
Franco is still dead; his followers aren't
November 29, 1999
Cults, religions, and BS in general
November 30, 1999
Interview with Felice Newman
November 30, 1999
The softer side of George Carlin
November 30, 1999
George Carlin doesn't give a fuck
November 30, 1999
WTO and the 'efficiency dividend'
November 30, 1999
The Orlando rodent emergency
November 30, 1999
Grow your own genitals, tiny footballers, and more
December 1, 1999
Erotic fiction
December 1, 1999
Frightful fathers beget gorgeous daughters
December 1, 1999
Taste is cheap; disgust costs extra
December 1, 1999
Postering with the posse in London town
December 1, 1999
This week: Windows for Assholes
December 1, 1999
Mr Methane is a gas, gas, gas
December 2, 1999
David Sedaris calls it like he sees it
December 2, 1999
Creepy clowns and some stinky shit
December 2, 1999
Recipes for juicy jizz
December 2, 1999
An Interview with Göran Kropp
December 2, 1999
The story of a woman and her diseased cunt
December 2, 1999
A turgid comic strip
December 3, 1999
An avant-garde psychosexual romp
December 3, 1999
Erotic Comic Strip
December 3, 1999
The WWF, Drew Barrymore, Elton John, and more
December 3, 1999
Internet cult goes MTV
December 3, 1999
The real story of Hanukah
December 3, 1999
What it all really means
December 3, 1999
Get tanked for the holidays
December 3, 1999
Tactics of a notorious Web site prankster
December 3, 1999
The black market in bugs and strudel
December 6, 1999
Lolita revisited
December 6, 1999
The survival of Soft Cell's Marc Almond
December 6, 1999
Easy answers that make sense
December 6, 1999
Fully baked at the 12th annual Cannabis Cup
December 6, 1999
Milton William Cooper in space
December 7, 1999
Kari French's cooch art
December 7, 1999
Cornball works for the 'Terminator' online
December 7, 1999
Television v. the videopoker machine
December 7, 1999
Voting with bricks in corporate Seattle
December 7, 1999
Veteran prankster Joey Skaggs covers Rudy with crap
December 7, 1999
Voting with bricks in corporate Seattle
December 7, 1999
New movie builds controversy on the Net
December 7, 1999
They're not just for undertakers anymore
December 7, 1999
On a wild goose chase for very special funeral services
December 8, 1999
An erotic excerpt
December 8, 1999
Films that could have been hits
December 8, 1999
Bioengineers monkey around with your body parts
December 8, 1999
Are you ready for the text evolution?
December 8, 1999
This week: Porn for Assholes
December 9, 1999
Hypnosis and armpit fucking
December 9, 1999
Lunch with Al Goldstein
December 9, 1999
Tim Roth on film violence and growing older
December 9, 1999
Robin McElroy: Bull-busting babe
December 9, 1999
Diseases of the dead and infectious
December 10, 1999
How to shoot your wad farther
December 10, 1999
Erotic comic strip
December 10, 1999
Kid Rock, Alyssa Milano, Ted Nugent, and more
December 10, 1999
Two self-possessed videogames
December 10, 1999
A former neo-Nazi talks about his past
December 10, 1999
Armpit licking on television and weapons for free
December 10, 1999
The true meaning of necrotechnology
December 13, 1999
Pyrophiles play Prometheus with their peckers
December 13, 1999
Parental neglect, Hollywood style
December 13, 1999
All I want for Christmas is elephant dung
December 13, 1999
The feds are watching
December 13, 1999
Reality isn't always consensual
December 14, 1999
It's all fun and games until...
December 14, 1999
These chicks just follow the money
December 14, 1999
Cruel holiday spirit leaves sad, empty mangers
December 14, 1999
America's first schnozz salon
December 14, 1999
Turkeys, pheromones, and a better beer
December 14, 1999
If it's not Baroque, don't fix it
December 15, 1999
Erotic fiction
December 15, 1999
Dour John Zerzan wants to destroy civilization while staying out of jail
December 15, 1999
This week: Torturing celebrities
December 16, 1999
Maxim holiday party: plenty of ice, not much fire
December 16, 1999
Wes Craven on human behavior, Sophocles, and westerns
December 16, 1999
One woman walks away from the 'fat is beautiful' movement
December 17, 1999
Bad-ass goddess of the night
December 17, 1999
You love 'em, you hate 'em: Find out how much
December 17, 1999
Kirk Douglas, Judy Garland, Jerry Hall, and more
December 17, 1999
Web-based stereos and... washing machines?
December 17, 1999
Disability, piss, and death
December 20, 1999
Let it glow
December 20, 1999
Christmas cell phone hit could ace out Hamster Dance
December 20, 1999
Shooting down the Jesus myth
December 20, 1999
Rebels with a Claus
December 21, 1999
John K. gives us what we want
December 21, 1999
God bless us, every one
December 21, 1999
The best gift of all
December 22, 1999
Dirty gifts for your special someone
December 22, 1999
Dickless, inbred, infanticidal moviemaking
December 22, 1999
And you thought Tiny Tim's nuptials were weird
December 23, 1999
Holiday advice
December 23, 1999
A recipe for family fun
December 23, 1999
Pro-life propaganda cartoon goes for broke
December 24, 1999
Erotic comic strip
December 24, 1999
Taste gets a holiday
December 24, 1999
Season's greetings from the South
December 27, 1999
Hotel infiltration for fun, profit, and victory
December 27, 1999
A tale of Lovecraftian horror and psycho-archeology
December 28, 1999
Role-playing taken to extremes
December 28, 1999
Filmmaker takes script and runs with it
December 28, 1999
The other Steve McQueen makes good
December 29, 1999
Looking for love at the Edgewater West
December 29, 1999
Hollywood's baddest girls
December 29, 1999
An interview with Tim Cridland
December 30, 1999
Rough resolutions
December 30, 1999
Erotic comic strip
December 30, 1999
When celebs and psychos' stars collide
December 30, 1999
Solutions for that sticky urban problem
December 30, 1999
The ultimate in list-making
December 30, 1999
A turgid comic strip
December 30, 1999
A boy and his software
January 3, 2000
The new world trend?
January 3, 2000
When the heads got together
January 4, 2000
A conversation with Jim Jarmusch
January 4, 2000
...the federal government kills people
January 5, 2000
Dorrie Lane teaches anatomy with her hands
January 5, 2000
What is freedom worth to you?
January 6, 2000
Sex-crazed, psychotic clowns
January 6, 2000
Queer tennis thrives, despite little TLC from the USTA
January 7, 2000
Step aside, Austin Powers
January 7, 2000
He's just an errand boy
January 10, 2000
Olfactophiles follow their nose
January 10, 2000
Fighting the power with cream tartlets
January 11, 2000
How Ayn Rand's Objectivism shows its influence today
January 11, 2000
Coming to a high school near you
January 12, 2000
One bad-ass lounge act
January 12, 2000
The fine line between intrigue and ridicule
January 12, 2000
Drag queens go domestic
January 13, 2000
Chat rooms and tongue traveling
January 13, 2000
What to do when your willie ain't so slick
January 14, 2000
Erotic comic strip
January 14, 2000
Who's been hiring the dogs of war?
January 14, 2000
It's all in the fingers
January 18, 2000
Tips on finding a great lay
January 18, 2000
In Assam, too many factions boil with wrath
January 18, 2000
A portrait of Pamela Stonebrooke
January 18, 2000
A nasal adventure
January 19, 2000
Extreme gender cinema
January 19, 2000
Leading ladies get translucent
January 19, 2000
At least his mother knows where he is
January 20, 2000
An unexpected peril of the undertaker's trade
January 20, 2000
Bouncing toward Bethlehem
January 21, 2000
Erotic comic strip
January 21, 2000
Novelist Hubert Selby Jr. refuses to die
January 21, 2000
An old fogey looks at skateboard wheels
May 15, 2000
GettingIt.com launched with no plan, no ads, no marketing, no nothing. It failed. But one of its founders had a pretty good time.
July 6, 2000
How to be the MacGyver of bondage
July 6, 2000
How to be the MacGyver of bondage
July 24, 2000
What is sexy?
July 24, 2000
What is sexy?
July 27, 2000
Web vixen gets shot by her own cam